Irish car bomb

Step 1: Pour one bottle of Guinness into a glass. Pour a shot glass of half Jameson Whiskey and half Bailey's Irish Cream. Raise shot glass over Guinness and make a weird looking face at the people around you (see above).


Step 2: Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and quickly drink the entire mixture without stopping or else the cream and beer will curdle and taste terrible--but if you drink it quickly it will taste smooth and almost chocolate-esque.


What a festive drink, right?

Disclaimer: To all the bartenders etc. who think this drink is offensive--It's not. It's a drink, it's not a statement about Irish people, it's a really dumb way to justify drinking a bunch of alcoholic things at once--In an intelligent society we wouldn't be drinking at all. So, please, just take it easy.

Disclaimer: To everyone--Don't drink any alcohol ever.